--It's Time for Our Country to Hit "Barack Bottom". 

--Psst.  I'm the Dude Who Sold You That Eight-Ball at the Styx Concert. 

--Yes We Can . . . Pretend These Last Four Years Were a Horrible Dream.

--Barack Obama:  The Number One Choice Among Indonesian Kenyans Pretending to Be from Hawaii. 

--Barack Obama:  Call Me Muslim Again and I'll Beat You to Death with My Koran. 

--I Hear you, America!  And Everything Else with These Satellite Dishes I Call Ears! 

--Barack Obama:  Top 15 in Assists in the White House Basketball League. 

--Obama:  He's Got a Great Jump Shot. 

--Yes We Can . . . Talk About Doing Stuff. 

--No We Couldn't.

--We're Still in an Arms Race.  And Michelle's Got 'Em.